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Under Pressure I Apparently Don’t Become a Diamond….

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I was linked to today by an awesome blogger who always makes me laugh, or at least say What.The.Fuck man…. That’s right Shane, big shout out to you over at http://www.wagthedad.com/.  If you haven’t checked him out yet you better, or prepare for knee cap destruction by pencils.

However, this put a lot of pressure on me to write something epic– something hilarious wherein you the reader, would spit your beverage out all over the screen or chortle devilishly to yourself while people point and stare.

Alas,

I have choked.

Under the pressure.

And the best I could come up with is sharing my two favorite jokes of all time. But hey it’s better than nothing.

Joke 1

Q: What’s brown and sticky
 (no it’s not poop)
A: A stick! (hahahahahahahaha you know you’re laughing)


Joke 2

Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.
 (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my God that’s funny)


Check back in with me on Monday, for more Conversational Mondays, and I promise to shape up a little for next week……….

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About sars!

...new people with great stories to tell, anyone who will challenge my brain and not leave me feeling like I just sat through a two hour lecture on how to tie your shoe...

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